VotiveTea

Mrs Portlandia, USA 28 years-old In a relationship

Fillifilo 18 April 2012, 04:38 France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

94 comments

Coykoi This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saskatoon, Canada

Doofus

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

90 comments