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alhummel21 12 February 2009, 07:45 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Boredom

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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anonymous 27 March 2013, 23:55 Honolulu, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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