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MasterJM

Mr Craig, CO, USA 35 years-old In a relationship

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

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    You are now a certified FML member

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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