By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States 5 1 43 4 Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 576 You deserved it 42 Tweet Share
By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States 33 13 69 121 Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML I agree, your life sucks 678 You deserved it 1 462 Tweet Share