AndreannaW

Miss Sherman , USa 33 years-old In a relationship

honeybunny90 28 December 2013, 08:23 Richmond, United States

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

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Goodyear 20 January 2014, 03:59 Glendale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

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