Kisachka

Miss Brookfield, USA 28 years-old Single

james 14 December 2008, 13:14 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

81 comments

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

With a heavy heart…

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

197 comments

E or 13 July 2010, 13:41 United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

80 comments