Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML
Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML
Aujourd'hui, c'est ma dernière soirée avec mon fiancé avant son départ en Chine. Diner en tête-à-tête, foie gras, champagne, lingerie fine... Au moment du dessert, je le déshabille pour un câlin torride. Une fois nu, il a commencé par bifler le chat. VDM
Aujourd'hui, étudiante en internat, je me couche et une drôle d'odeur se fait sentir. En effet, mon lit, ma couette, mon oreiller et mon pyjama ont tous été frottés avec de l'ail. VDM
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