Anonymous
United States
Ain't it funky
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
bn326160
Mr Bxl, Belgium 31 years-old In a relationship
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sorry to disappoint you, but…
Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML
Christina
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
For whom the bell tolls
Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML
sparklethelette
United States
Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML