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JustSomeGuy 30 July 2013, 03:43 Bulverde, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Like a virgin

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

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Anonymous 5 August 2013, 15:33 United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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pmarre

Like a virgin

Wasted

Have you just experienced an FML moment?