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Weak Disposition 27 April 2012, 04:29 Roanoke, United States

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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BTM13 6 May 2012, 03:19 Hicksville, United States

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

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