brett12787

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

Niiiiiice!

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML