cardsftw
Compton, United States
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
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