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Mr with your mom

Anon This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Singapore, Singapore

Risky comeback

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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Anonymous 8 June 2013, 10:34 Bessemer, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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