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Miss Katy, U.S 32 years-old Single

Anonymous 7 January 2012, 00:01 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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afraidtoburn 26 February 2012, 04:18 Canada

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

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