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Wonderland In a relationship

Anonymous 21 October 2015, 12:12 Quezon City, Philippines 🌶️ Spicy

Alone time

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

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Anonymous 23 October 2015, 20:10 Fredericton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

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krazynative

Alone time

Caught wet-handed

Have you just experienced an FML moment?