By Gassy - 21/09/2015 14:45 - Australia - Rydalmere 4 3 2 168 Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 301 You deserved it 3 261 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 17:42 - United States - Schaumburg 2 8 12 151 Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 730 You deserved it 5 216 Tweet Share