kayakerp1

Honolulu, Us

pansypup This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Rio Rancho, United States

Big baby

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

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headinabag33 15 February 2016, 01:57 Wilson, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

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