By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States
I agree, my mouse works.200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Consolation prizeYour FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
JudgmentalYou have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Work is a 4-letter wordVoting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
MobilityYou are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The return of the thumbYou have thumbed 5000 comments.1%
The thumb strikes backYou have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.2%
A new thumbYou’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.4%
YDI MasterYou made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.82%
50 favoritesLove knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!6%
One more and it's business timeYou've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.0%
By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States
creepermagnet tells us more.
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.
By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States