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Miss Killadelphia, Pistolvania, usa, usa, usa 32 years-old Single

NOKHAN 25 October 2013, 17:17 Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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Anonymous 27 October 2013, 16:08 Ballwin, United States

Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML

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