Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML
CoopsShea
Mr Somewhere, Canada 34 years-old It's complicated
Mr. Sniffles
Hamilton, United States
Hey_Buddy_
Jensen Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML