sofakingmexican

Cali, USA 27 years-old Single

Anonymous 8 June 2013, 10:34 Bessemer, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Smyrna, United States

It's not what you think

Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML

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