adamh80

Brisbane, Australia 46 years-old Single

parental failure 3 March 2013, 17:03 Langley, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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Lilypad 12 March 2013, 00:21 Versailles, France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

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