scxycani

ottawa, canada 43 years-old

hater 16 March 2010, 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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socksoffire This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Alas, poor Mickey

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

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human torch 18 March 2010, 15:22 United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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