Devilariah

Miss Alkmaar, The Netherlands 32 years-old Single

Ouch 21 January 2012, 00:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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Anonymous 30 May 2012, 05:46 San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy

I LOVED THAT LITTLE GUY

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

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