TheDerpOfDerps

New York, New York 33 years-old

blondie101 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Poetry in politics

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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fuck you dad 30 March 2013, 18:17 Carrickmacross, Ireland

Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

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