Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
stephanieallana
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
pyroman1127
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML