Bandftw44

Foothill Ranch, USA 32 years-old

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Thwack

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML

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ihavenothing 18 February 2011, 14:47 United States

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

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