killmenow182

Burnaby, BC, Canada 31 years-old Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Roll with it

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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CAchickadee 29 May 2011, 04:27 United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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Scarred This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Marquette, United States

Mystery pooch

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

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