DenisTheMenace

Mr Denver, United States 32 years-old Single

Blondie 5 May 2011, 20:01 Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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Monika This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Double trouble

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

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