Miss where I want to be, USA!!! 29 years-old Single
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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