hottie0519

Miss Missouri, U.S.A 31 years-old Single

Snotmyfault 11 January 2009, 14:33 United States

Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML

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bummer 25 November 2009, 00:44 United States

Conked out

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

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