sol721

Mr Springfield, OR, USA 38 years-old

jmitch1209 28 January 2010, 17:55 United States

Pooped out

Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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Anonymous 15 March 2010, 02:09 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Gamers, man…

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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