mugged
United States
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
thepokedfluff
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Running late
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML