chrystalthequeen

Miss Beside the gold, On the other side of the rainbow :) 30 years-old In a relationship

smart move there 16 May 2012, 16:10 Naas, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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maggierose171 19 May 2012, 15:08 Rosendale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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