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Miss Tennesse 32 years-old In a relationship

OPhere 15 April 2013, 07:37 Hayward, United States

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me 17 years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

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no selfie for me This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Pasadena, United States

Rookie mistake

Today, I was at the park unsuccessfully trying to take a selfie. A stranger walked up to me and offered to take the picture for me. I agreed and gave him my phone. He took it and ran off. FML

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