Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
cadaverstabber
Miss Grand Rapids, US 30 years-old In a relationship
spiritbeast33
San Francisco, United States
Anonymous
Tustin, United States
Today, my smartphone addiction reached a new level of pathetic when I checked my weather app to see if it was cloudy outside. There was a window right behind me. FML
drinkdrankdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
On the sauce
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML