persephonehope

Miss Vancouver, Canada 28 years-old Single

Anonymous 23 November 2013, 00:16 Ottawa, Canada

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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Ohgodmother This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Hobart, Australia

Shudder

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML

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