BigBucks101

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

Shattered

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML