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Miss Crescent Springs, United States 35 years-old

bittersweet 8 February 2009, 03:08 United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I_Am_The_Edge 11 June 2009, 16:06 United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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