Kakennedy

49 years-old

cortanaisahobot 19 July 2012, 20:29 Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Hot and… greasy

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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fuckdubstep51 21 July 2012, 22:49 Willingboro, United States

Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML

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Kakennedy

Hot and… greasy

Are you kidding me?

Have you just experienced an FML moment?