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zooey08

Miss Vermont, USA 31 years-old

Oh hey! Didn't see you there. Well your visiting my profile, so you must really love me. I could bore you with random crap about me, but that's overrated. You know what else are overrated? Forks. Actually, not true. Spoons are underrated. Like when people eat rice with a fork and not a spoon? The fuck? No, not ok. That's what spoons are made for. Rice. And soup. I like FML because it reminds me of all the shitty things that could happen to me but happen to other people instead. Although my life is sort of like one big FML. I'm not a grammar nazi, but please try to type a sentence that shows you have an I.Q. higher than George Bush's. And don't mix your their/there/they'res up. Or say should of instead of should have. That really annoys me. Anyways, you can message me if you want but I probably won't get it because I use the app. Catch me if you can (since I'm a ninja).

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