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By halfmypaycheckgone - 05/02/2013 18:59 - United States - Monroe
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By halfmypaycheckgone - 05/02/2013 18:59 - United States - Monroe
By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest
By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 04:35 - United States - Grand Prairie
Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.