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Miss Oburg, America 37 years-old

badboyfriends 15 May 2009, 05:44 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Fair enough…

Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Welcome home!

Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year, I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML

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