blackfire506

dumped · 10 March 2011, 21:42 ·Canada

Double dump

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Rewarding

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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