GawZ

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

Sorry father…

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML