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Mr Mumindalen, Sweden 32 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 4 April 2009, 04:34 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Obvious

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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Anonymous 25 February 2012, 03:07 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

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