Jordan Stiles

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Jordan stiles's favorite FMLs

By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 605

You deserved it 5 260

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umerin 32

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:27

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

By ProudAfricanHere - 14/08/2017 04:30

Today, my co-worker, a black woman born and raised in Oklahoma, rudely implied I shouldn't call myself african, even though I was born and raised in Cape Town, a city my family has lived in since its foundation. It seems the fact I am white is what troubles her about the whole situation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 657

You deserved it 509

By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 138

You deserved it 2 892

By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 521

You deserved it 4 331

6 Strangers Become BFFs After One Guy Books Dates with All of Them at the Same Time (The Twitter Thread is Amazing)

By Nina - 12/08/2017 00:30 - France - Paris

“Dating in 2017 is messy.” That’s almost an understatement coming from Jess, one of the six girls who showed up to a date with scumbag of the year, “Justin” from DC. If that sounds like an FML for the girls, don’t worry. They ended up with the last laugh. But, Justin…he’ll go down in the FML Hall of Shame.

I agree, your life sucks 0

You deserved it 0