By WritingWrongs - 25/11/2012 13:28 - United States 5 2 28 7 Today, my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat. I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be receiving those Christmas presents. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 650 You deserved it 1 864 Tweet Share
By Ben - 01/03/2010 03:46 - United States 3 1 9 36 Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 993 You deserved it 17 351 Tweet Share
But the dead bird I got this year was extra special!