halloweenWow

Miss Devon, United Kingdom 31 years-old In a relationship

pissfaced 2 January 2010, 13:41 New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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Bathroom Problems 2 January 2010, 19:24 France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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