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Mr a city, a country (the US) 32 years-old Single

nosleeptilpissoff 18 March 2011, 15:54 United States

Needy baby

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

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bham boy 20 April 2011, 08:10

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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Anonymous 22 July 2011, 06:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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